jeanism is the new ideology

    in fact,there were so many people who said that i am damn fat.
* DOINK*(as if shits fall down from sky and hit my fat head)

daviencha:    sei mou jean,why are you so fat now? oh my god,lucky you,you see,i am so skinny.i wish you can donate your bits of fats to me.
jean    :    …(speechless)
daviencha:    what…i am telling the truth.don’t look at me like that..FEI POH
jean     :    …ah cha,i hate you
daviencha:    BWAHAHAHA!!!
    bloody ah cha,ok,just laugh as much as you like,you are going to have the ugliest,fattest,gigantic,elephanty wife later.bwek!

    ok…i looked at my pictures and compared.GASP!!! wow,i am fat !
whatever happened to my highly efficient metabolism?? you mean it no longer work? how can??how can you ask me to omit suppers and snacks?i know they  are the main culprits but don’t sentence me to death please…oh no..
how can you do this to me? just look at my brother and sister…they are so tall and thin. we eat like horses ,but why did the fat accumulated in my body? why???

    and hips don’t lie…mirrors don’t lie too.
FUCKING FATS…unsaturated or not,poly or mono,i hate you.for the people who said that i am fat,i hate you too.may God make you bigger than i am.

    i wanted to try something healthy today.
try this question :
Which kind of food will you choose for your breakfast?
A.    Orange
B.    Prawn Mee
C.    Nothing

if you choose A,please go to hell.if you are a vegetarian,then i’ll spare you,go become a cow.
if you choose B,welcome to the club.yer!!!!!i really hate myself for loving it.just look at the dead prawns swimming and diving in the red oils.isn’t it marvellous? i feel like throwing the greens away,i hate veges.can i even complain much when those fucking fats embedded themselves in my body and make me a swollen blob?
sigh… i hate myself

if you choose C,congratulations.you are one goodie who controls  appetite like controlling your husband.i love you for that.
         
yes,fuck you orange

will you just look at that lovely thing?nice…

    singaporeans are not the 3K; kiasu,kiasi and kiamsiap.my opinions on them were proven wrong when i reached there.as a dumb foreigner,i asked for directions from the passers-by and they guided me without making faces.if you are in malaysia,i bet people will just ignore you and pretend that you are invisible.the bus ride was so comfortable that i refused to move an inch.transportation system and traffic flow in singapore was excellent.the cities were squeaky clean and i love to chat with the locals there.

    my dad once told me the singapore government would brainwash malaysians who stayed and worked there so that we would one day leave our country for good.i don’t think they need to.i ‘m already brainwashed.malaysia? i don’t want my next generation to suffer here and have their rights denied in their own country.now i am not against or turn my back on my country,but do ponder again; why did i do wrong to deserve such treatment from my own country? the education system here is so messed up ,was messed up 20 years ago and someone is going to mess it up for the next 20 years.

    my mother said that she didn’t mind paying $ 6800 for my education fees(if i study there,still in uncertainty now) because she knew that some things are not going to change here.people are still going to penalise you for you are a non-native here.i know..i am not a native here,i dropped from heaven ,remember? ok ok…that’s a bit exaggerating,i am native to my mother’s womb a.k.a the almighty uterus.

    ok,about the interview and apitude tests,they weren’t as tough as the one i had in UTM City Campus.but the panels were extremely strict .their harsh words  could demolish  sky-scraping confidence.i am not kidding.since they  are the smarties,i have no qualms about that.there were a lot of foreigners from indonesia,thailand,vietnam,pakistan,mauritius and of course,malaysia.i found a few new friends there and we chatted like a bunch of gossipy aunties.
       
    the aptitude tests were actually easier than that conducted in UTM.we were given 45 minutes to build a 3-D model emphasizing the elements of rhythm and contrast using 3 pieces of coloured papers.then,we were required to sketch the model we had made and name our design in not more than 5 words.finally,we needed to write an essay to describe how our design addresses ‘creative living’ in not more than 50 words.everything had to be completed within 2 freaking hours including the model-building.i was delighted that one of the proffessors praised my design.hmm…i’ll take it as a compliment,haha! i knew it all along that their marking and evaluating schemes were very stringent,so i better stop hoping so much.it’s not that i am not confident,i just don’t
want to feel crushed when the results are released soon.

    "Bitch,you are prettier than me!!! BITCHHHH!!!"

you know what i replied?

"OH PLEASE HATE ME THEN.CALL ME A BITCH.I LOVE IT"
““““““““““““““““““““““““““`

bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitch
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

then there were other super jealous girls who thought i wanted to steal their boyfriends.so they called me the bloody bitch.

*DOINK*

to be frank, i don’t like your boyfriends ok? they are SO DAMN UGLY and ONLY THEIR MOTHERS AND YOU will like them.blek!

these girls are so funny.they thought i like ordinary,the oh-so-boring guys.yuck??? calling me a bitch is just a way to disguise their insecurity.ok ,you can come and hit me if you like.but i will hit you back ok?

    White is bright because it reflects all the specrum of colours.i love white because relecting every element from my memories add colour to my life.a colourful wheel will turn white if you spin it fast enough.there you go,you can make your life dull or meaningful if you want to.mine is not dull anymore.

    people asked me  the reason i dressed in black all the time.they said it absorbed heat.i said,"No,it absorbed whatever things i encountered".
i seldom dress myself in white.because i have fair skin.i need a contrast.when i wear black clothes,i ‘ll have black and white together.black and white will always come together.

    oh yeah,the very drop-dead gorgeous angelina jolie who is 8 months pregnant with bratty brad pitt’s baby is receiving  similar attention too from all over the world.just leave the poor couple alone before angelina becomes a womb raider and attack you,you stupid insensitive paparazzis of shit.haha..womb raider!poor brangelina’s offspring!

    since superstars are producing babies,there’s no way this trend stops there.ordinary people are following the fad too,i bet.do you want to know what’s the ultimate baby-making factory?

…
….
TEACHERS!!!!

haha!!!

Do you know why our country is always short of teachers by the end of the semesters?
the answer : they have already planned to have babies so that they’ll get the 2 months’ labour leave plus 2 months school holidays,and finally they’ll rest  for 4 months!
not one teacher does it,but  a whole group of them!

RUSHING LIKE HELL LAH !!!!   

WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

so i had to make a passport and design whatever i can to "impress" the interviewers.my goodness…

i went to the interview for architecture in UTM City Campus this morning.hmm…it was ok.In one hour,i had to draw a town/city with details such as the buildings,vehicles,people and no ruler is allowed to draw the perspective lines and perspective is the utmost importance in designing(duh!),answer objective and subjective questions about general architecture,draw orthographic and shade a shadow of a 3-D model and lastly,design your dream study area.everything in one hour.shit…shit …

    after 15 minutes of break,i had the interview session with two handsome interviewers.they asked me this and that simultaneously,alternating between english and malay.i had to think fast to tackle the questions.i can say that their questions were very weird.the happiest thing was that they said that my portfolios were excellent.yay! i took it as a compliment,i don’t care,i know i am perasan.

    the NUS interview…huh…i don’t feel like going though.can you imagine travelling alone all the way to singapore for an interview and you’ll end up coming back in uncertainty or disappoinment? it’s a big investment too.i forked out so much for the passport and travelling expenses.i can’t even bear to think that i have to compete with so many potential international students to enter the university.that’s the reason i hate stiff competitions.

*DOINK*

Cocks and bulls cocking and bullshitting all the way ,i hate cocks and bulls.

and today,we had to show our porfolios consisting sketchings and paintings.then again… cocks and bulls appeared and waved at the crowd,bulling and cock-shitting.
"My drawings are so ugly"
"No lah,mine is uglier"
"No no no,my ugly drawing won a prize you know,haiyo.so ugly.."

you see,you see,these people loved doing it.luckily i don’t have to see them again.i hate competitions and stuck-up people.yer…

the competition is so damn stiff that i can feel an invisible string strangling my neck.it’s getting harder to breathe and i need gallons of oxygen to support my shrinking lungs.

    5 things i love
1) jean
2) beach
3) money
4) honesty
5) everything about jean

    5 things i like
1) nike
2) chocolates
3)  music
4) active lifestyles
5) paris

    5 things i hate
1) playboys
2) liars
3) two-timers
4) heart-breakers
5) jokes that are not funny

    5 things i dislike
1) barbie dolls
2) pink colour
3) boredom
4) missing someone far away
5) exams

    5 things i am scared of
1) lies
2) negative changes in my loved ones
3) break-ups
4) failure
5) misundertanding

    5 things that i cannot tolerate
1) waiting
2) unreplied messages
3) arrogance by ignorants
4) lies
5) broken promises

    5 things to please me
1) lots of love and care lah of course,stupid
2) money
3) assurance and insurance
4) huggies
5) messages and calls

    5 songs that i really love
1) ghost of you by my chemical romance
2) you are beautiful by james blunt
3) best i ever had by vertical horizon
4) she will be loved by maroon 5
5) vindicated by dashboard confessional

    5 sentences i don’t mind hearing again and again
1) " You are beautiful,it’s true,i saw your face in the crowded place,.."
2) "You had me at hello"
3) "You complete me"
4) "You’re just too good to be true,can’t take my eyes off you.."
5) "…some people got everything,but everything means nothing ,if i         ain’t got you"

    5 sentences that i don’t wish to hear
1) "I am very tired,talk tomorrow"
2) "Sorry,i cannot forget her"
3) "Give me a break"
4) "Hold on,i”ve got something/someone here"
5) " I don’t know"

    5 things i judge in a person
1) sincerity
2) physical and spiritual appearance
3) punctuality
4) honesty
5) intelligence

    5 things that makes my head shake
1) flirtings
2) smoking
3) drinking
4) gambling
5) two-timing

    5 things i wish to do
1) holiday at seaside
2) studying abroad
3) be with loved ones
4) painting sceneries
5) bear a baby(the sperm ? get from sperm bank lah,moron!)

    5 things i wish to have on my birthday this year
1) excellent results
2) a few added inches to my height
3) you( you know who you are)
4) money
5) gifts( i don’t care what presents you want to give,i love receiving gifts,full-stop)

    5 things that people hate about me
1) too outspoken
2) terribly stubborn
3) impatience
4) irritatingly noisy
5) very pessimistic

    i know a lot of people though i have something going on with kok hoe.no…i did not and will not.he talked about all pretty girls he met.adui..then suddenly he talked about direct sales.
*smack forehead*
what lah u!

then he told me two stories:
the first one….

The Rabbit and the Tortoise

Rabbit and Tortoise had a race.Rabbit lost due to the nap it took.
So out of frustration and disatisfaction,Rabbit challenged Tortoise for another race.Tortoise agreed,therefore they met at the starting point.

the race started and Rabbit was leading while Tortoise was left so far behind that it was invisible from afar.the over-confident Rabbit stopped at Genting Highlands Theme Park to have some fun.since Tortoise couldn’t possibly reach  it at that time,Rabbit played and played.Rabbit tried out ‘Space Shuttle’ as it looked so exhilarating.when the ‘Space Shuttle’ reached the top of the sky,Rabbit was panic as Tortoise walked passed the theme park.By he time ‘Space Shuttle’ returned to the ground,Tortoise had already won the race.

  so how now? Rabbit was so damn angry and called for the third racing.Tortoise agreed.again,Rabbit was leading the way.however,due to its over-confidence,Rabbit went into the wrong path,leading him to the wrong way.the finishing line was so far away that Rabbit was unable to track back the right path.Tortoise won again.

  of course Rabbit was very angry that it lost to the  Tortoise.how could it lose when it had strong,powerful limbs? later,Rabbit challenged Tortoise for the last race beween them.Tortoise agreed but this time it knew that it will lose because it could sense that Rabbit was very determined to win the race.Rabbit will not get distracted or go to the wrong way again because Rabbit was so focussed to its aim.

    the next day,Rabbit waited for Tortoise at the starting point.Tortoise didn’t show up,so Rabbit started the race first by running and leaping forward.all of a sudden, Tortoise appeared ! it was driving a BMW .no matter how Rabbit struggled to cut the lead,Tortoise was still moving very fast ahead.in the end,Rabbit was still the loser.

the moral of the story?

1)the finishing line is actually our success and achievements.Rabbit was distracted from the race,therefore it lost.in life,sometimes we get distraced and tempted by something which does not contribute to our success. later in life,we lost due to our own negligence.

2)Rabbit went into the wrong path although it ran very fast.sometimes when we are pursuing our dreams,we might choose the wrong paths.there are so many divergence in our lives that going to the wrong path would mean the end our dreams.

3)Tortoise was driving BMW while the poor Rabbit ran like hell.Tortoise seemed like cheating to win,but nobody said vehicles are not allowed right? ok,sometimes working hard is good ,but not good enough.with the changing of era and sophistication of science and technology,it is no wonder that perseverance and hardwork alone cannot guarantee our success.instead,we should keep ourselves abreast of the ever-changing modernisation to succeed.

very meaningful or boring??? i don’t care ,i like it.

the second one…

the tale of the two tails

    there were two dogs with long,waggly tails.one day,when they were pondering about their sick lives,a Goddess appeared from the sky.the dogs were very delighted with the miracle.the Goddess grant them a question in which the answer of the question will always be true.
the first asked,"Where did our success,happiness and wealth lie?"

the Goddess said,"They are all on your tail,my dear".

   Upon hearing it ,the second dog chased its tail.it ran around in circle for a few hours until it went  dizzy,but it couldn’t bite its tail.later,the second dog gave up knowing that it could never reach its tail.On the other hand,the first dog ran forward as fast as it could.

    out of curiosity,the second dog asked,"Why did you run forward when your tail is just behind you?"

    then the first dog replied,"Because if i move forward,my success,happiness and wealth will follow me".

i went into my world; my room.my room… the place where i day-dreamed about my prince charming and pretending that the world revolved around me.i looked at my table.it was as stable as it used to be.it was the table where i wrote my love letters and notes to my then boyfriends.i cleaned up all the mess,including the calligraphy pen which i used to write the letters.it’s useless now,therefore it belongs to the rubbish bin.

why can’t anyone simplify it?

why does it have to be complicated?

why is simplicity not the answer?

when is it going to be simple?

who wants it to be complicated?

who doesn’t like to be simple?

why does it have to be simple yet complicated?

which is better? simplicity  or complication?

    How are you ? Oh i forgot,you won’t answer this answer.All  you know is to ask me,"What’s your results?".The possibility of your computer being hacked is rocketing high if YOU shitty ass,asked me repeatedly.if i don’t reply you after you asked me that dumb-ass question,just shut the hell up.nope,i am not typing this under emotional stress.in fact,i am deliriously happy because you shits are so curious about me,making me the ultimate mysterious one.you want to laugh at me and ignore me after that,fine.it proved that my impression on you is correct;you are raised in a farm where the cows croak and the dogs purr, and you eat shit and shit out chocolate,you don’t know what is the difference beween apricot and peach,and you thought nelson mandela is a soccer player.hah!your shits just blew me away.

    oh,so you think i am mean? who is meaner,you or jean? you,it’s you of course.because you,who had never called or text-messaged me for hundreds of tumultuous years,suddenly popped out of nowhere with  the bloody irritating question of yours and claimed that you cared about me,so you asked me that without saying "hi" or "hello".if some of YOU out there are about to ask me that,i suggest that you go out and buy two bottles of kerosene and set yourself on fire.petrol price is very costly,use kerosene.

    you think that i am too snobbish and stupid to slam your thick face with angry replies ?(if i reply you,you lucky twerps)  oh .i am so sorry for annoying you for you have annoyed me too,you lack of "hello"s and "hi"s ninny-poops.now i really do know who my real friends are.some of you great pretenders enjoyed to see me fall.sure  … i was always more successful than you ,that’s why i am not surprised if you hate me.but ,i woke up.i may have lousy results,but you cannot guarantee that you will  score high all the time.you still want to laugh at me? laugh lor,laugh out loud.i hope you don’t have the history of asthmatic attacks because the chance of you die of underventilation is extremely high.

    you laughed at me because i don’t have what you have;boyfriend(s).yeah,you think that’s embarrassing.good for you,you boyfriend-infected parasites.i think this is what you think about me;

(+ UPSR) + (+ PMR) +(+SPM) + (- STPM) - (boyfriend) -(money )-                ( hi-tech cellphone) + (annoyance) + (mean) + (tomboy) + (sarcasm)

     happy? i admit that i am a loser if that makes your body pump out more endorphin and stimulate your unworthy happiness.boo to you,freaking crazy frogs.one more thing,i don’t like  it when people  read my blog  and pretended like they didn’t,because i knew it instantly when they asked about things   i wrote in my entries.i just know,because i am not anything like you forgetful maggots,forgotten every little thing i said.

ok,i have mental problem(that is what you think,i am just making you overstimulated). i am evil and mean.i love being mean to you,meaner and more evil people.you have religions and pray to your God.but you prayed that your "friend"   will fall and never stand up straight ever again.sorry,your God may have granted you the first wish but he will never succeed in the second one.your God ain’t that powerful to make me die unless you come and kill me.

peace to the universe